Advice to those who don't fight City Hall and watch the major networks

Calling all clowns
Come under our big top
Auditions today for the largest buffoon of the decade
Come get leyed
bushwacked
Come pull my cheney
Oh! For about a year and a half...just in time to install your definition of democracy

Come over to my town Mr. Rumsfeld
Play in Mr. Rogers neighborhood
With the conductor and meow meow pussycat meow
Where were you when they were giving out the notion of innocence?
Was howdy doody up your ass?
Peeing in your bushes?
Did buffalo bill spit all over you?
Was the lone ranger screwing tonto?
During the commercials for chock-full-of-nuts
And good n' plenty
Did the flying monkeys fly right by you on the enola gay?

IS THIS YOUR EXPRESSION OF TRAUMA?

Is it premium, unleaded or regular
Pint, gallon or supersized?
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
Doing math on your abacus
Is that how your equation was born?
War = 12 more years!

Mengeia
Pinochet
Pot
Stalin
Nixon
Manson
Peron
Hitler and Mussolini thrown in for good measure
They're all looking like beauty queen finalists right about now

STATION BREAK

Oh, what i wouldn't do for a frozen milky way

My belt of orion is at neck breaking point
I got a full metal jacket of agent orange stained piss

This has been quite a few weeks hasn't it?
Hey did you notice...have you heard?
In between all of your lies, your spin and commercials
There has been quite a new stirring
So long Sandra Day and i don't mean Gidget
It's O Connor to you...a suture of the supreme court
You will be very missed
Please write
Dorothy sold her slippers at auction for quite a pretty penny
And is retiring to a naturalist community in laxahachie, florida with jeb
Or job
The wicked witch has left for a poppy filed farmer in morocco

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp slllleeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp

AND JUDITH MILLER IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!
Maybe she'll be reduced to a signature line of body bags at KMART...
2 for 1 special
all you can bomb for free
a drive thru war
my bad
what do you think?

The bombs were bursting in air this morning
We got two games in one
The Olympics
And a double decker dose of sizzling metal grids of blood
Oh, how much fun we're all having
A side of fries
And some regime change

So, this is it
Deep throat finally sung his swan song
And it's in a minor key
Oh, say can!!!!
Listen up
War is no plaise to raise your kids

Get of the fuckin' cell phones
I don't care if you're in las vegas or at Mohegan sun
I don't care if you just caught the 6:15 outta grand central

Calling all kids
Start having a conversation
With a human being
With someone who has some history

NOT j lo
Or brad
Or jen
Or god forbid TOM!!!!

READ READ READ
Read ho chi
And che
And Ghandi and Gertrude
Read poets
And thinkers
Visionaries
And inventors

Have your own thoughts
Why watch someone else's crap when you can live life
EVIL is not the mirror image of LIVE.

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